33. But the games which you
celebrate, called Floralia and Megalensia,49264926 and all the
rest which you wish to be sacred, and to be considered religious
duties, what reason have they, what cause, that it was necessary that
they should be instituted and founded and designated by the
names49274927 of
deities? The gods are honoured by these, says my opponent;
and if they have any recollection of offences committed49284928 by men,
they lay it aside, get rid of it, and show themselves gracious to us
again, their friendship being renewed. And what is the cause,
again, that they are made quite calm and gentle, if absurd things are
done, and idle fellows sport before the eyes of the multitude?
Does Jupiter lay aside his resentment if the Amphitryon of
Plautus is acted and declaimed? or if Europa, Leda, Ganymede, or
Danæ is represented by dancing does he restrain his passionate
impulses? Is the Great Mother rendered more calm, more gentle, if
she beholds the old story of Attis furbished up by the players?
Will Venus forget her displeasure if she sees mimics act the part of
Adonis also in a ballet?49294929 Does the anger of Alcides die
away if the tragedy of Sophocles named Trachiniæ, or the
Hercules of Euripides, is acted? or does Flora think49304930 that honour is
shown to her if at her games she sees that shameful actions are done,
and the stews abandoned for the theatres? Is not this, then, to
lessen the dignity of the gods, to dedicate and consecrate to them the
basest things which a rigidly virtuous mind will turn from with
disgust, the performers of which your law has decided to be dishonoured
and to be considered infamous? The gods, forsooth, delight in
mimics; and that surpassing excellence which has not been comprehended
by any human faculty, opens49314931 its ears most willingly to hear these
plays, with most of which they know they are mixed up to be
turned to derision; they are delighted, as it is, with the shaved heads
of the fools, by the sound of flaps, and by the noise of
applause, by shameful actions and words, by huge red
fascina. But further, if they see men weakening themselves
to the effeminacy of women, some vociferating uselessly, others running
about without cause,49324932 others, while their friendship is
unbroken, bruising and maiming each with the bloody cestus,
these contending in speaking without drawing breath,49334933 swelling
out their cheeks with wind, and shouting out noisily empty vows, do
they lift up their hands to heaven in their admiration, start up
moved by such wonders, burst into exclamations, again become
gracious to men? If these things cause the gods to forget their
resentment, if they derive the highest pleasure from comedies, Atellane
farces, and pantomimes, why do you delay, why do you hesitate,
to say that the gods themselves also play, act lasciviously, dance,
compose obscene songs, and undulate with trembling
haunches? 532For what
difference is there, or what does it matter, whether they do these
things themselves, or are pleased and delighted to see them done by
others?