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Kidnapped by Pirates at Age 16

Embarrassed at Lack of Education

Finds God While Herding Pigs (?)

Escapes, Guided by a Voice

Recalled to Ireland by Dream

ASCII Outline-Map of Ireland

A Childhood Confession Returns to Haunt Him

Boasts of Bringing Religion to the Irish

Baptizes a beautiful Irish Princess

“...And this is my confession before I die.”